One favorite dance for non-dancers is called the "Broom Dance" or the "Paddle Dance." But Karen didn't bring her cinnamon brooms because Washington University's agricultural club might be too elite for such a silly dance.
But then they requested it!
What to do?
See the young lady in the near line preparing to hand off ... a turnip!
This website is hand-coded from scratch in NotePad++, by Karen's husband,
Dan Klarmann